What kind of bird face fucks a corner while it sleeps?

Kinja'd!!! "Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
09/16/2020 at 22:35 • Filed to: Fucking birds

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Two different corners on the same porch.

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Sorry, Porche. This is a car site.


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Kinja'd!!! Svend > Noodles
09/16/2020 at 22:54

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It/they, probably think it's a safe place to rest and sleep but too much ambient light to sleep properly with just it's/their eyes closed. 


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Svend
09/16/2020 at 22:59

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They went there when the lights were out. I only turned the lights on for the pics. I'm fighting all urges to touch one. I could easily touch one but don't want to fuck up it's night. And kinda want to see them again


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Noodles
09/16/2020 at 23:04

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May be they are giving each other a time-out.

Or maybe they had an argument and one said, ‘talking to you is like talking to a brick wall’, the other said, ‘well why don’t you do that then!?’. Then the first one says, ‘I WILL!’ And the other said, ‘HUH, ME TOO?’.

And you’ve just caught the end of it.


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Svend
09/16/2020 at 23:18

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Lol. That could be right. One of them had a dirty butt too. Maybe that's what they were fighting about


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Noodles
09/16/2020 at 23:40

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True, or maybe one was trying it on with another bird and the other was trying to give it advice that he was a twiit ta woow an owl.

Also, nobody likes a dirty butt.

So if your not going to be using it for a while, empty it and cover it or you’ll get putrid stagnant water over time .

So please people, clean your butts.

It’s not right to water your plants with dirty butt water.

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Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > Noodles
09/17/2020 at 00:11

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A bat?

Or something that isn’t a bird?


Kinja'd!!! Ermahgerd! > Noodles
09/17/2020 at 01:21

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If the bird faces out there is no place to put its tail.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Noodles
09/17/2020 at 07:59

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The y shat on a car so they were sent to go sit in those corners and think about what they did.